Weird!

I've never owned a car in my 27 years of life. But if I was to finally get a automobile?...it would definitely be "the cockcart". I mean, look at this beautiful vehicle. I bet it gets great gas mileage. I like to imagine myself as that little guy in the driver seat tearing ass up the 5 north to go party with friends. The only downside is that it's definitely a 1 seater. But I'm a genius and came up with a great idea: get some saddles and throw those things on neck/shaft of my cock cart and...BOO-YA!!! I can now drive my friends to party with me. But the real question is: Is the front hood/animal/cock head alive? Or is it just there for show? I guess we will never know since a car like this can only exist in my wildest dreams.


Something like this will for sure exist in the future. It wont be long 'til some crazy mad scientist will splice penis DNA with frog DNA and then this homo erotic amphibian will exist. Then I think the idea of licking toads to get high will drastically change in young white trash kids minds. I myself hope I never encounter such a creature as this. Venomous cum and a weird long sticky tongue coming from the pee hole to catch its bug prey. NOT COOL AT ALL!

Location: Portland, OR
Artist: Unknown
Submitted By: Azn Kristin

Friends.

This post is dedicated to my amazing friends. They submitted these next 5 photos to me for my blog and I'm very, very, very thankful for that. So let us begin with the first of the 5. It almost looks like this dude is doing a ILL solo with a slimy ding-a-ling as a guitar slide or it could possibly could be some sort of alien homo face hugger. The poor dude wouldn't even see it coming if it was. He's just jamming out some sick ass tunes with his guitar slider but what he doesn't know is its some homo erotic alien sent from Mars to hug is face and inject it's venomous cum inside his cranium. Either way it's a good one and it was submitted by my good friend Benjamin Kelly aka B-roll. Check out his band Death Before Dishonor. UR MOSHIN!


On to #2. The name says it all. Dickasaurus Rex. Enough said. This could definitely be in a kids book as a hidden subliminal message to influence kids to grow up and love the cock. I'll tell you who loves the cock, my friend Amanda. She's also the one that submitted this piece. You rule amanda!

Here we have #3 of the pack. The spiritual symbol of Cockfucious, Yin Wang. Praise thee almighty Yin Wang for spiritual cleansing! Or you can "praise" this deity of dick with your hands and receive a blessing filled blast of it's spiritual cream. This was submitted by my friend David Foster. He's in an AMAZING band called Blacklisted. Please check them out. One of today's best hardcore bands.

Moving on to #4. This piece is reminiscent of the cover for Pantera's "Vulgar Display of Power" but with an extra homo tip added to the mix. Nothing wrong with that all seeing as it's the HARDEST CD cover art ever published and this is the HARDEST cock wall art ever done. You always gotta save the best for the last and that's exactly what I did with these last 2 beautiful slabs of pork sticks. They were submitted by the lovely azn sensation Kristin.

So last but not least let me just say: WHAT THE FUCK!? I have nothing at all to say about this one. Just stare at it and soak up this piece of cock wall art history. Your eyes will cum from looking at this masterpiece.

Location: Unknown
Artist: Unknown