Always The HARD Way

Sorry for the lack of updates in the past week and a half. I just got home from my first time ever in Europe and I must say it was fucking amazing! I can't wait to be back over there. But anyways, on with the cock talk. These first 2 were found while I was taking a shit (as always). 1st up is some sort of Jewish dwarf with a huge white gravy maker. Dude is definitely tasting his own jizz and is either loving or hating it. It's difficult to tell 'cause in the good ol' US of A "eeeurgh" would be a sign of almost puking/gagging. But over there in Germany it could easily be a sign of great pleasure/taste. Best part of the pic is the butt dribble he's got going on. I LOL'd on sight.

This next one was drawn very, very lightly and had also slightly faded over time so I took it upon myself to re-draw it, aka trace it, 'cause it is your duty to do so to such a beautiful winged cock. I would definitely pay for one of my friends to get this as a L.B.T. I hope you all know what an L.B.T is. If not then you're a fruit.

So while in Berlin I attended a gig that a few of my friends band was playing after our own gig. My 1st mission while there should have been to find girls and get drunk, but instead I immediately went on the hunt for sweet meat art. No description necessary for this one beyond what it already says:

My friend Mr. Jonathan Buske pointed out this little hidden treasure to me. It's sad that people sometimes feel the need to deface such beautiful works of art, but it's still semi noticeable despite the vandalism thwarted upon it and still semi LOLable. I mean come on, a prick with what looks like to be a HERSHEY'S® Kiss for a head, surfing and throwing up a sick "shakka" brah is pretty stunning in my eyes.

This last piece is my favorite of the group because it was drawn exclusively for this blog. It kinda hurts to look at, you know? A trouser snake in a knot like that is something i never wanna experience. But however, it is fucking amazing none the less. The pubic area is the funniest part. It's just like a halo puff of pubes with some prickly stub hairs on the balls. And just because it's cumming a Terror tag does not make it homo, 'cause Terror is far from homo. Go pick up the new CD when it drops (edit: record has officially dropped).

Location: Pics 1 & 2 from Berlin, DE @ The Magnet;
pics 3, 4 & 5 from Berlin, DE @ SO-36

Sir Martin Wagstaff

There is nothing better then going to take a long shit

and reading/observing the bathroom humor/art.

That's what happened yesterday when i took my routine mid-day dump.

I looked up in front of me and there was this stunning fuck masterpiece.

what i love about it, is that the dudes slam hog is almost bigger than his legs and torso.

You know that their is no way that whore will enjoy that giant skin divider,

that's about to enter her black hole of pleasure.

Artist: Jake DDG

These next 2 amazing drawings was done by a good friend/tour mate/boss.

He's a great artist and as you can see with this hunk of meat.

He has a true future in the art of cock art.

But anyways these are definitely a fine piece of art and to me

it kinda resembles a beanstalk, i think it would've been great if he had drawn

a little boy or girl climbing to the top of this cum volcano.

Artist: Jordan Buckley

I love when i go to take a piss and you pull up that seat...

and BAM! there's a huge cock that makes you laugh so hard you can barely piss,

But almost piss yourself instead cause the LOLz.

This first one looks kinda a cactus, its def more graff style.

What a great tag name would be, no weird letters...just a joy knob.

Same thing with this, i went to go piss later in the night and then found this golden shrine.

I was speechless once again, more this time than the first one.

Its definitely a sloppy ass pecker and 

to top it off, some super sloppy ass titties and thighs.

I cant even see the pussy, so i hope its on a trip to brown town.

but no matter what, its good placement and good laughs.

Location: Hamburg, DE @ Molotow

Artist: The last 2 are unknown

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BEEF!

A old friend sent me this just for the blog.

Its a little off topic than my normal backstage/bathroom dong art.

But i thought it was a LOL worthy photo.

ENJOY!

Location: Some sketchy alley

Artist: None of your business

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"we work hard, we play hard"

Here we have the classic "lunch break" taken at Rockefeller center in 1932.

Well here at www.ifyoucantdrawacrowd.blogspot.com, we have the redone/remix version,

 personally i love it way BETTER than the OG pic.

please observe for yourself.

First guy(from right) has a tight Hitler stache, while jammin on some of

grandpa's ol cough medicine. If you look closely enough you can see his buddy to his left

has a snapped goose's neck under his lunch box, dudes hurtin!

The far left gent is obviously lurking his sites with prick in hand,

If he bust his load, its going directly to the middle mans mouth...YES HOMO!

He also has a sick lurker peeking over his mac book.

This is easily one of my fav frames of this set.

The middle guy looks a little like George Clooney, but with a small wrinkle dick

and a nice pair of man titties.

Last pic of the set has alot of skin pipe's in it.

The far left dude is for sure using that dudes cock as a pipe...

totally HOMO, but yo the ironworkers of america..work hard, so they play HARD.

Location: Cologne, De @ Underground

Artist: Unknown

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First Post!

                                            This 1st beautiful meat shaft is a work of art. 

                             Not only is this boner cumming the touring bands names, 

                    but it also has a pair of reading glasses on. That's a smart ass prick.

                           Artist: SYG or HT 

                                                      LOOK at that fucking fuck stick.

                                    Its literally a stick with like a fungi growing on the tip.

                                  If this is truely "hot johns" cream stick, then i feel for him

                                    and wish him the best of luck getting laid in his lifetime.

                                                                    Artist: Unknown

2 options for this one...either the guy who drew this tube-steak is 

the same "clever" guy who wrote the comments by it 

or some jerk off thought he would ruin this glorious whore pipe with his sarcasm.

i think either way dudes a loser, but its a damn good prick.

My only complaint with it is the pubes look like a cats whiskers,

kinda like they started drawing a pic of garfield and got sidetracked

into drawing a one eyed worm.

Artist: Unknown

                                                    Location: Stoke, UK @ The Sugar mill

                                                    Photo Credit: Dr. Z

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