Peckers To The Feed The Peckers

Here we have a dipstick that apparently can walk and maybe even talk. What a world that would be if our man parts could detach themselves and proceed walk around freely and carelessly. Imagine that you're sleeping soundly in bed when the sudden urge to pee overwhelms you only to awake you to the sight of your dick walking to bathroom on it's own and pissing for you. All while you're in bed half asleep and comfortable as fuck. But unfortunately we don't live in a paradise like that. :( So this was drawn on this band Trash Talk's van. Check 'em out. One of the hardest working bands in hardcore right now. But anyways, I don't know if they drew it themselves (which would be acceptable) or if it was one of their wyld homo fans that didn't like their set 'cause they didn't play that sick jam that he/she had been listening to in their bedroom and moshing in the mirror to. Either way it's fucking awesome and I thoroughly appreciate Mr. Joe Harder for submitting this to me. Check out his band Pressure.


So pretty much what we have here is a secret cum machine. I'm assuming there's a guy hiding behind the wall and that he's just using this plastic hand washer front as a clever decoy. So what I imagine would happen is you go up after a piss, shit or just hard work that got your hands a little dirty and you just start pumping on the little flap/handle. Now when you do that it obviously triggers some sort of hand / pocket pussy / mouth / other miscellaneous pleasure utensils. This is where the term "2 pump chump" comes into mind and this drawing may very well be inspiration for the term. So 2 little pumps on this contraption and what you think is mass produced hand washing soap dispenses buuuuut......NOPE! You just got served up a massive load of a random dudes cum in your hands. And before you realize the fuckery that has just taken place you've covered your hands and possibly your face with some assholes semen. What a fucked up world we live in....

Location: Picture 1: Trash Talk's Van; Picture 2: Brussels,BK @ VK Club
Artist: Picture 1: Unknown; Picture 2: Big Willy